Maybe if I don't look at her that will draw attention away from my fluffy, multiple, shaggy hairs?

 

Can everyone see that crazy chicken-thing going on in the back of his head? That entire section pops right up and waves at me, taunts me, collects food, cat hair, and other odd items. I knew in order to save Christmas, IT HAD TO GO!!!

Poor guy, he's about to get his 3rd haircut (he is only 16 months old!)